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Man Quotes by Jay Leno
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach…
- According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider…
- I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb…
- Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know,…
More Man Quotes
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- A man can die but once. — William Shakespeare
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. — Aristotle
- The foolish man wonders at the unusual, but the wise man at the usual. — Ralph Waldo Emerson