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Make Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
- Men want to make women happy.
- Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
- Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will…
- The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because…
- I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make…
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
- Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up.…
- I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless…
- I miss being on the stage with the gang, you know, and we would make up stuff sometimes and laugh and I miss writing with…
- There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
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