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- As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare.
- The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight.…
- For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now…
- Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.'…
- If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just…
- Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the…
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