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Made Quotes by Jay Leno
- The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that…
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by…
- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.
- President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
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