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Made Quotes by Jack Handey
- He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.…
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
- Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — mank and…
- Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
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