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Machine Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or…
- Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth…
- When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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