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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same as what they most want to do.
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But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his…
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I feel like I'm the luckiest man on the planet.
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One of the luckiest things that can happen to you in life is, I think, to have a happy childhood.
— Agatha Christie
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True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to…
— John Hay
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I dreamed impossible dreams. And the dreams turned out beyond anything I could possibly imagine. You know, from my point of view,…
— Hugh Hefner
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I think that I am the luckiest cat on the planet and I'm living out my own dreams and fantasies and have…
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Ten years from now I plan to be sitting here, looking out over my land. I hope I'll be writing books, but…
— John Grisham
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Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really…
— Matt LeBlanc
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One line on the arm, one line on the heart. The bastards who stood by my side with two lines. They'll be…
— Unknown Author
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I tell [medical students] that they are the luckiest persons on earth to be in medical school, and to forget all this…
— Joseph Murray
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I do what I did as a hobby as a kid, you know, and make a living at it. And I just…
— Rick Baker
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