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Long Quotes by Dave Barry
- American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble.…
- Flying from the United States to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
- One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a…
- The Japanese, implementing a complex, long-term, and ultimately successful strategy to dominate the U S consumer-electronics market, attacked Pearl Harbor.
- 9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the parties had to…
- The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,…
- Thus the white men and Native Americans were able, through the spirit of goodwill and compromise, to reach the first in what would become a…
- The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most…
- ...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be…
- The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.
More Long Quotes
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- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you near, I… — Superman
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
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- He had read much, if one considers his long life; but his contemplation was much more than his reading. He was wont… — Isaac Asimov