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- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
- Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends…
- There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
- Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."
- If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
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- Here at home, when Americans were standing in long lines to give blood after the attack on the World Trade Center and… — Joe Biden
- Why is geometry often described as 'cold' and 'dry?' One reason lies in its inability to describe the shape of a cloud,… — Benoit Mandelbrot
- We hear much of special interest groups. Well, our concern must be for a special interest group that has been too long… — Ronald Reagan