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• Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are…
• The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can…
• As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's…
• You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
• A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.
• Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed…
• You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
• If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

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