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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
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I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair…
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America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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I read mysteries like Nancy Drew and Alfred Hitchcock, and I swim and I ride my motorbike.
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When the Republicans controlled the House from 1994 -2006, Democrats like Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Henry Waxman Charlie Rangel, John Conyers and…
— Ed Rollins
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Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew?
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
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I think more people in the mainstream, folks like Nancy Wilson and Luther Vandross, they have openly expressed their love for God,…
— Yolanda Adams
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The world domination plan goal is that I would love Veronica Mars to become a brand like Sherlock Holmes is a brand,…
— Rob Thomas
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