"The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's……" — Dennis Miller

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• My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7. — David Beckham
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• My private life is perfect. If your private life and your life outside football is good, then it is good… — David Beckham
• There's room for boys' and girls' football in the world-that's what I believe. — David Beckham
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• I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. — Victoria Beckham

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