"That punt was higher than Marion Berry on……" — Dennis Miller
"That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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More Berries Quotes
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Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.
— Wendell Berry
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I'm not going to dinner with somebody who eats like a bird, nor do I want to eat like a…
— Sophia Bush
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One summer I remember, I got exposed to Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly and Buddy Holly was a very very…
— Eric Clapton
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I remember hearing Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee, Big Bill Broonzy, Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and not really knowing…
— Eric Clapton
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Not to be mean about it, but some great rock and rollers, like Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry, are pretty…
— Ian Anderson
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In most households a cup of coffee is considered the one thing needful at the breakfast hour. But how often…
— Unknown Author
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Last comes the beverage of the Orient shore, Mocha, far off, the fragrant berries bore. Taste the dark fluid with…
— Pope Leo XII
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For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crowned.The berries crackle, and the mill turns round ... At once…
— Alexander Pope
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Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble…
— James Joyce
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The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
— Hartley Coleridge
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Sometimes I come across a tree which seems like Buddha or Jesus: loving, compassionate, still, unambitious, enlightened, in eternal meditation,…
— Satish Kumar
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Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original…
— Dave Barry
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