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Lick Quotes by Dave Barry
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
- Never lick a steak knife.
- Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have,…
More Lick Quotes
- We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. — Wernher von Braun
- Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can. — Kim Cattrall
- Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they… — Agatha Christie
- In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust… — Tori Amos
- There ain't nothing from the outside can lick any of us. — Margaret Mitchell
- At last you kissed me, I could die in waves again, and one good lick of quicksand took.... — Heather McHugh
- If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a… — Charles Barkley
- I lick my fingers because I don't like when my hands get slick. Licking my fingers helps me keep a good grip… — Steve Nash