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Daniel Tosh has 97 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least…
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I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch…
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making…
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can…
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Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet.
— John Dryden
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Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off
— Soulja Boy
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Ladies love a soppy lyric. There's a real winner in 'Carry You Home.
— James Blunt
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Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down…
— Waylon Jennings
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Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance." "Your language is the language…
— Christine Feehan
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Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme.…
— Rick Riordan
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All da ladies love Leo!!
— Rick Riordan
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The ladies love me and I love the ladies!
— Mickey Rourke
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Many beautiful ladies love hiding their faces. Why??!
— Terry Mark
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I don't see how you can hate From outside the club you Can't even get in, Leggo Yellow model chick Yellow bottle…
— Unknown Author
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The ladies love the way I touch dough, so I'm on the block trying bump more, I can't help the way I…
— Ya Boy
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Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild.
— Far East Movement
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