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- I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out… — Oscar Nunez
- Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami
- Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try… — Aziz Ansari
- I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience.… — Billy Connolly
- One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come… — John Hodgman
- You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a… — Terry Pratchett
- I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes… — Daniel Radcliffe
- For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies. — Laurence Sterne
- I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright
- If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far. — Haruki Murakami
- In the most basic terms it was about how when we experience art without critical awareness we consent to the ideas being… — Simon Pegg
- I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd. — Jennifer Saunders