Jokes You Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey. — Oscar Nunez
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and… — Aziz Ansari
I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine… — Billy Connolly
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny… — John Hodgman
You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened… — Terry Pratchett
I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell, nine… — Daniel Radcliffe
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies. — Laurence Sterne
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the… — Steven Wright
If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far. — Haruki Murakami
In the most basic terms it was about how when we experience art without critical awareness we consent to the ideas being promoted, either intentionally… — Simon Pegg
I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd. — Jennifer Saunders
As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself. — Alan King
Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I see you hangin out with our friends I want to be there holding your hand and laughing at the jokes you make... I see… — Stacie
One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones. — Fred Willard
If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account. — Nikhil Saluja

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