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- The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and… — John Adams
- After the Great Depression and after public urging, a nationwide public competition was held to determine a design for a memorial that… — Russ Carnahan
- People have always said - those words, 'too conservative,' is fairly relative. I'm sure that they probably said that about Thomas Jefferson… — Sharron Angle
- I agree with Thomas Jefferson, who once wrote that he would support the death penalty only when the infallibility of human judgment… — Paul Jacob
- Our adversaries [ the Confederate States of America ] have adopted some declarations of independence in which, unlike the good old one… — Abraham Lincoln
- Our greatest leaders are neither dreamers nor dictators: They are, like Jefferson, those who articulate national aspirations yet master the mechanics of… — Jon Meacham
- The age of Lincoln and Jefferson memorials is over. It will be presidential libraries from now on. — Ada Louise Huxtable
- All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson. — Andy Borowitz