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- I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So…
- I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away…
- Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
- Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
- Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye…
- I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th…
- I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch...
- But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe…
- And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.
- Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for the first time right here on…
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- To bring anything into your life, imagine that it's already there. — Richard Bach
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