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I Said Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody…
- One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'…
- Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find…
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her…
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