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I Masturbate Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check…
- Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.
- I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.
More I Masturbate Quotes
- I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. — Dave Attell
- I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. — Louis C. K.
- Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate. — Green Monk
- I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja
- Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja
- I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja