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- I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go,…
- I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
- I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not…
- I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so…
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- Whenever I get fed up with life I love to go wandering in nature. — Andrea Arnold
- We always expect tremendous criticism. It is my role to be the lightning rod ... to attract the attacks against the organization… — Julian Assange
- I get offers all the time from film makers, but they are unknown quantities. I don't go there and do experiments. — Dan Aykroyd
- I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It's just the… — Jensen Ackles
- I listen to music for emotion and I get zero emotion from rap. — Sebastian Bach
- I get how devastating high taxes are to job creation. — Michele Bachmann
- I'm not satisfied with the explanations I get from tv or from school. — Erykah Badu
- I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink a lot… — Erykah Badu
- I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems. — Alec Baldwin
- When I get onstage in a play, I feel very safe, very protected, very fulfilled. — Alec Baldwin
- I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the voting booth,… — Stephen Baldwin
- In terms of the romantic kind of lead, I just never enjoy those movies very much. Maybe they'll come to interest me… — Christian Bale