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Humor Quotes by Lars Propst
- The teacher asks Timmy why is your cat at school today? Timmy says, crying, Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going…
- Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting.
- The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong.
- I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I realized, I just…
- Some of the best and worst lies Ive ever told are excuses for why Im late.
- I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in the kitchen want…
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- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen