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- The teacher asks Timmy why is your cat at school today? Timmy says, crying, Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going…
- Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting.
- The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong.
- I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I realized, I just…
- Some of the best and worst lies Ive ever told are excuses for why Im late.
- TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed is…
- I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in the kitchen want…
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin