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Funny Quotes by Lars Propst
- The teacher asks Timmy why is your cat at school today? Timmy says, crying, Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going…
- Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting.
- The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong.
- I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I realized, I just…
- Some of the best and worst lies Ive ever told are excuses for why Im late.
- TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed is…
- I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in the kitchen want…
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- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine