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How Come Quotes by Jay Leno
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
More How Come Quotes
- If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? — Joan Baez
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
- How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? — Erma Bombeck
- I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history? — Julie Burchill
- If the double helix was so important, how come you didn't work on It? Ther husband, Linus Pauling, when the Nobel Prize… — Unknown Author
- If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan
- I would proclaim that the vast majority of what [say, Scientific American] is true-yet my ability to defend such a claim is… — Douglas Hofstadter
- I have always loved the competitive forces in this business. You know I certainly have meetings where I spur people on by… — Bill Gates