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How Quotes by Dave Barry
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad…
- We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
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- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong
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- Set lists are tough because you come up with this structure of how the songs are going to go from one to… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- All religions are designed to teach us how to live, joyfully, serenely, and kindly, in the midst of suffering. — Karen Armstrong