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Hot Quotes by Bill Maher
- During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There…
- This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.
- This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will…
- I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use…
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- I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles
- Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it. Don't even… — Michael Badnarik
- Envy's a coal comes hissing hot from Hell. — Philip James Bailey
- I definitely don't think that I'm hot doo-doo. I don't. — Drew Barrymore
- When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book… — Mario Batali
- In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized… — Scott Adams
- Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the… — Henry Ward Beecher
- Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it.… — Justin Bieber
- I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So… — Jack Black
- I've just been growing right along. It's painful, but it's a great pain, and I like suffering for great results. It's like… — Mary J. Blige