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- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'
- General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
- When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'
- President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's…
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to…
- In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is…
- "I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.
- Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a…
- Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
- President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away…
More Him Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Upon his royal face there is no note how dread an army hath enrounded him. — William Shakespeare
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- The parents have to learn that the child should not be insulted, humiliated, condemned. If you want to help him, love him… — Rajneesh
- Then, accepting the help of God and of God's signs, he allows his personal legend to guide him toward the tasks that… — Paulo Coelho
- One of the great thing that A Christian can do is to draw closer to GOD inspite of all the hindrances. I… — Pacifiersucker
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton