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Hillary Quotes by Jay Leno
- The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count…
- Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight…
- CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she…
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?
- Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
More Hillary Quotes
- Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history. — Paul Begala
- I like Hillary Clinton a lot. I know her. — Isabel Allende
- The truth is that sometimes it is hard even for me to recognize the Hillary Clinton that other people see. — Hillary Clinton
- It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well. — Rich Lowry
- Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars… — Bill Maher
- I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up… — Chevy Chase
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had… — Jay Leno
- Without question, bicycling is an efficient, economical and environmentally sound form of transportation and recreation. Bicycling is a great activity for families,… — William J. Clinton