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Highways Quotes by Jack Handey
- As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for Rocks." Martha said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
More Highways Quotes
- This is absolutely bizarre that we continue to subsidize highways beyond the gasoline tax, airlines, and we don't subsidize, we don't want… — Joe Biden
- And so I think that the idea of America working with other countries to solve problems is good for us, and it… — Madeleine Albright
- I remember coming to this college in the 1960s as a new legislator when a road divided the campus - and it… — Michael N. Castle
- The man who cannot endure to have his errors and shortcomings brought to the surface and made known, but tries to hide… — James Allen
- Every new development, highway, railroad, steamship line, building operation, whether it be a drainage project in old Greece or a new water… — Walter Chrysler
- A man's conscience, like a warning line on the highway, tells him what he shouldn't do - but it does not keep… — Frank A. Clark
- The best path through life is the highway. — Henri Frederic Amiel
- The Lincoln Highway is to be something more than a road. It will be a road with a personality, a distinctive work… — Carl G. Fisher