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High Quotes by Jack Handey
- I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
- I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans"…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by…
- I think it's high time we started questioning the old cliches like "Grunt big for Daddy."
- When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too…
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- Love is the best school, but the tuition is high and the homework can be painful. — Diane Ackerman