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Hey Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's…
- Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
- Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
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