"Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come……" — Stephen Colbert
"Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Cultured Quotes
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In the olden days, everybody sang. You were expected to sing as well as talk. It was a mark of…
— Leonard Bernstein
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Britons are good, though often brutal, colonists where they come into relations with entirely uncivilized tribes whose past is so…
— Annie Besant
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A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not second…
— Samuel Butler
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Most of my relationships were people in the business. Having said that, me and Tim don't really talk that much…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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In the Spanish people there is a mixture of Gothic, Frankish and Moorish blood. One can speak of the Spaniard…
— Adolf Hitler
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It is the duty of every cultured man or woman to read sympathetically the scriptures of the world. If we…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay…
— Aziz Ansari
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It is very significant that some of the most thoughtful and cultured men are partisans of a pure vegetable diet
— Mahatma Gandhi
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Roots of the weed sucked first life from the genesis of earth and hold the essence of it still. Always…
— Beryl Markham
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Some of the politicians in this country, in their feverish search for group acceptance, are ready to endorse tumultuous confrontation…
— Spiro T. Agnew
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I have a problem with the new cooks: you all are more cultured, you cook better....but you're lazier.
— Unknown Author
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Listen, I'm not a rich kid. I'm a cultured kid; I'm very rich in culture.
— Zac Posen
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