"But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why……" — Jon Lovitz
"But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good."
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25 Quotes by Jon Lovitz
Jon Lovitz has 25 quotes on this site.
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I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke…
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I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.
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I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so…
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I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I…
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It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
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I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman.…
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Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
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How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
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I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the…
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Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling…
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You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know…
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You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious…
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More Crap Quotes
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Climate change is crap.
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such…
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I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and…
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Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands,…
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Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment…
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to…
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Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient,…
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