Crap Quotes
566 quotes by 493 authors
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There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it's all about.…
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then…
— Roseanne Barr
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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off…
— Lewis Black
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I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet…
— Lewis Black
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Climate change is crap.
— Tony Abbott
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
— Jo Brand
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I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and therefore it is something to…
— Geraldine Brooks
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Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them…
— David Byrne
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Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment where it's warm, where it's…
— Jane Campion
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
— Dick Cavett
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Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
— Brian Clough
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Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap…
— Kurt Cobain
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Being 5' 10, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say,…
— Summer Altice
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
— Pamela Anderson
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When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.
— Paul Simon
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I kind of just lost track of laps. I couldn't hear a split. It was just so loud in here everyone was going nuts. I…
— Will Leer
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's…
— Dennis Miller
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It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
— John Daly
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These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody…
— Clint Eastwood
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