Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 493 authors

There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it's all about.… — Billie Joe Armstrong
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then… — Roseanne Barr
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off… — Lewis Black
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet… — Lewis Black
Climate change is crap. — Tony Abbott
I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it. — Jo Brand
I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and therefore it is something to… — Geraldine Brooks
Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them… — David Byrne
Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment where it's warm, where it's… — Jane Campion
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. — Dick Cavett
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes. — Brian Clough
Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap… — Kurt Cobain
Being 5' 10, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say,… — Summer Altice
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to. — Pamela Anderson
When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all. — Paul Simon
I kind of just lost track of laps. I couldn't hear a split. It was just so loud in here everyone was going nuts. I… — Will Leer
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's… — Dennis Miller
It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars. — Gary Vaynerchuk
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it. — John Daly
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody… — Clint Eastwood

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