Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 493 authors

I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call… — Barbara Kruger
The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It's up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce… — Linus Torvalds
Everything government touches turns to crap. — Ringo Starr
Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon
Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap. — Thomas Golden, Jr.
Can you believe this crap ? — Jon-Erik Hexum
There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never. — Ryan Adams
Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Visualization is often used for evil - twisting insignificant data changes and making them look meaningful. Don't do that crap if you want to be… — John Tukey
You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it.… — Octavia Butler
Get stewed:Books are a load of crap. — Philip Larkin
They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real… — Matthew McConaughey
It's not funny at all that we do all that advertising for children. Why is advertising for children allowed? What possible reason can there be… — Emma Thompson
Fantasy doesn't have to be fantastic. American writers in particular find this much harder to grasp. You need to have your feet on the ground… — Terry Pratchett
Most people use twenty verbs to describe everything from a run in their stocking to the explosion of an atomic bomb. You know the ones:… — Janet Fitch
Somebody compared him to Billy McNeil, but I don't remember Billy being crap. — Tommy Docherty
No matter how much crap you gotta plow through to stay alive as a photographer, no matter how many bad assignments, bad days, bad clients,… — Joe McNally
Making pictures is a very simple act. There is no great secret in photography...schools are a bunch of crap. You just need practice and application… — Elliott Erwitt
Some people's photography is an art. Not mine. Art is a dirty word in photography. All this fine art crap is killing it already. — Helmut Newton
His Holiness [the Dalai Lama] has told me, urgently and repeatedly, that he thinks my photographs are crap. His exact words were, 'These photos are… — Richard Gere

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