"They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if……" — Matthew McConaughey
"They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real simple."
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114 Quotes by Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey has 114 quotes on this site.
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It's nice when they notice the deep voice from across the house, and they know it's papa. They know it's…
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You know who it is? It's me in 10 years. So I turned 25. Ten years later, that same person…
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When you've got God, you got a friend. And that friend is you.
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I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.
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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.
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Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.
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There are three things, to my account, that I need each day. One of them is something to look up…
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The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’…
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My father – who I know is up there right now, with a big pot of gumbo, he’s got a…
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First off I want to thank God, because he's the one I look up to, he's graced my life with…
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There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom…
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Climate change is crap.
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such…
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I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and…
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Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands,…
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Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment…
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to…
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