Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 460 authors

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!' — Colin Mochrie
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP! — Colin Mochrie
I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life. — Helen Reddy
Iâ€™m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We canâ€™t be feminine and… — Zooey Deschanel
I always think there will be that time that people will find out that Iâ€™m crap at what I do. I think theyâ€™ll figure out… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him. — Jack Palance
To describe this film as dishonest and demagogic would almost be to promote those terms to the level of respectability. To describe this film as… — Christopher Hitchens
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. — Jon Lovitz
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene… — Robert Pattinson
Sometimes I go, â€œWhat am I doing with my life?â€ But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and… — Helena Bonham Carter
All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless. — Emilio Estevez
My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap — Lisa Bonet
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. — Khloe Kardashian
For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about… — Joey Ramone
I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open… — Corbin Bernsen
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there. — Bea Arthur
The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How… — Bill Maher
Tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world because whatever the person does, if it works you just say that's what's good, and if… — Andy Roddick
The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim fathers and Americans… — Unknown Author
I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain,… — Xiaolu Guo

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