Crap Quotes
566 quotes by 460 authors
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I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
— Colin Mochrie
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
— Colin Mochrie
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I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.
— Helen Reddy
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I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We can’t be feminine and…
— Zooey Deschanel
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I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do. I think they’ll figure out…
— Jonathan Rhys Meyers
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Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.
— Jack Palance
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To describe this film as dishonest and demagogic would almost be to promote those terms to the level of respectability. To describe this film as…
— Christopher Hitchens
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But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
— Jon Lovitz
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I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene…
— Robert Pattinson
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Sometimes I go, “What am I doing with my life?†But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.
— Emilio Estevez
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My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap
— Lisa Bonet
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If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
— Khloe Kardashian
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For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about…
— Joey Ramone
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I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open…
— Corbin Bernsen
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You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.
— Bea Arthur
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The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How…
— Bill Maher
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Tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world because whatever the person does, if it works you just say that's what's good, and if…
— Andy Roddick
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The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim fathers and Americans…
— Unknown Author
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I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain,…
— Xiaolu Guo
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