Crap Quotes
566 quotes by 486 authors
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The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.
— Steven Morrissey
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Take care of yourself: When you don't sleep, eat crap, don't exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions…
— Evan Williams
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Those externalized costs have always included labor. It is only the decline over time of the minimum wage in real dollars that's made the fast…
— Michael Pollan
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The argument [behind climate change] is absolute crap. However, the politics of this are tough for us. Eighty per cent of people believe climate change…
— Tony Abbott
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We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural…
— Morton Feldman
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Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do…
— Louise Rennison
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Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded cunts, in a scene…
— Irvine Welsh
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Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k…
— Irvine Welsh
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Donald Westlake's Parker novels are among the small number of books I read over and over. Forget all that crap you've been telling yourself about…
— Lawrence Block
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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
— Laurie Notaro
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A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her…
— Scott Lynch
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It is very important to embrace failure and to do a lot of stuff — as much stuff as possible — with as little fear…
— Stefan Sagmeister
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My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you…
— J J Johnson
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Make no mistake, the organizations website counsels. You will be writing a lot of crap. And thats a good thing. By forcing yourself to write…
— Laura Miller
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Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch…
— Christian Finnegan
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In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap…
— Meg Cabot
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Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap.
— Derek Raymond
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I've been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because…
— Victoria Pratt
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Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.
— George Harrison
Who Wrote These Crap Quotes
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