Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 486 authors

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'. — Steven Morrissey
Take care of yourself: When you don't sleep, eat crap, don't exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions… — Evan Williams
Those externalized costs have always included labor. It is only the decline over time of the minimum wage in real dollars that's made the fast… — Michael Pollan
The argument [behind climate change] is absolute crap. However, the politics of this are tough for us. Eighty per cent of people believe climate change… — Tony Abbott
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. — Chuck Palahniuk
Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural… — Morton Feldman
Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do… — Louise Rennison
Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded cunts, in a scene… — Irvine Welsh
Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k… — Irvine Welsh
Donald Westlake's Parker novels are among the small number of books I read over and over. Forget all that crap you've been telling yourself about… — Lawrence Block
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro
A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her… — Scott Lynch
It is very important to embrace failure and to do a lot of stuff â€” as much stuff as possible â€” with as little fear… — Stefan Sagmeister
My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you… — J J Johnson
Make no mistake, the organizations website counsels. You will be writing a lot of crap. And thats a good thing. By forcing yourself to write… — Laura Miller
Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch… — Christian Finnegan
In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap… — Meg Cabot
Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap. — Derek Raymond
I've been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because… — Victoria Pratt
Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone. — George Harrison

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