Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 460 authors

If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty." You need the balance! Your poor brain is… — Ivan Stang
I wish we could grow up about it, I'm sure we are contributing to global warming, and we must do all we can to reduce… — Alan Titchmarsh
The climate change argument is absolute crap — Tony Abbott
People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other's personalities. Who wouldn't? Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice… — Jimmy Buffett
I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap. — Robbie Williams
God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers. — Dustin Hoffman
Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap. — Randy Pausch
Convenient though it would be if it were true, Mozilla [Netscape 1.0] is not big because it's full of useless crap. Mozilla is big because… — Jamie Zawinski
All great adventures have moments that are really crap. — Ellen Potter
With all the horror in the world and all the crap that`s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn… — Michael Rosenbaum
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it. — Phillip Phillips
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course. — Jerry O'Connell
Iâ€™d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. Iâ€™m crap at auditions. — Jamie Dornan
I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap — Colin Firth
Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship -… — Jessica Alba
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads.… — Bill Cosby
All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has… — Dustin Diamond
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. Â And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan
There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap… — David Foster

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