"I usually don't have a burger, a brat,……" — Jim Gaffigan
"I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. Â And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. Â It's what the founding fathers would want."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Sometimes an answer not yet blowin' in the wind is stirring in the breeze.
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Purple haze all in my eyes, don't know if it's day or night. You got me blowin', blowin' my mind.…
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How many roads must a man walk down Before your can call him a man? . . . The answer,…
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How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must…
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Can't even talk to Without them blowin' up. Why are they all in my ear Like who am I, and…
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You ain't got a dress that I don't like You ain't got a pair of jeans that don't fit you…
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