Steak Quotes

187 quotes by 166 authors

I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure… — Anthony Bourdain
Book tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars, you are treated… — Bill Bryson
Sometimes sushi is just superb, and other times there's nothing like a great big steak. It depends where your taste buds are at the time. — Francesca Annis
To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly.… — Charles Dickens
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan,… — Demetri Martin
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian. — Heywood Broun
Throw em a bone and they want a steak. — Drake
How anybody expects a man to stay in business with every two-bit wowser in the country claiming a veto over what we can say and… — Robert A. Heinlein
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach… — Jay Leno
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. Â And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan
I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak. — Robert Duvall
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word… — Chris Farley
I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of… — Denis Leary
I love a good steak with a great glass of red wine. But for the TV watching, laying around doing nothing kinds of days, nothing… — Erin Daniels
I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again. — Bryan Adams
You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling… — Chael Sonnen
It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots, — Gene Weingarten
Everything evens up, you just wait, Even a garbage can gets a steak, You ain't even a garbage can, you have faith! — Jay-Z
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here. — W.C. Fields
If he says he has the pizzazz and the sizzle, I have the steak, and substance. I've made more money than he's made. I've made… — Don King

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