Steak Quotes
187 quotes by 166 authors
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I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Book tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars, you are treated…
— Bill Bryson
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Sometimes sushi is just superb, and other times there's nothing like a great big steak. It depends where your taste buds are at the time.
— Francesca Annis
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To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly.…
— Charles Dickens
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Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan,…
— Demetri Martin
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Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
— Heywood Broun
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Throw em a bone and they want a steak.
— Drake
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How anybody expects a man to stay in business with every two-bit wowser in the country claiming a veto over what we can say and…
— Robert A. Heinlein
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach…
— Jay Leno
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I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. Â And I need the energy if I'm…
— Jim Gaffigan
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I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.
— Robert Duvall
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I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word…
— Chris Farley
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of…
— Denis Leary
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I love a good steak with a great glass of red wine. But for the TV watching, laying around doing nothing kinds of days, nothing…
— Erin Daniels
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I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again.
— Bryan Adams
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You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling…
— Chael Sonnen
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It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots,
— Gene Weingarten
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Everything evens up, you just wait, Even a garbage can gets a steak, You ain't even a garbage can, you have faith!
— Jay-Z
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I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
— W.C. Fields
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If he says he has the pizzazz and the sizzle, I have the steak, and substance. I've made more money than he's made. I've made…
— Don King
Who Wrote These Steak Quotes
166 authors contributed a total of 187 Steak Quotes, led by these top contributors: