Steak Quotes

187 quotes by 161 authors

A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits… — Mark Twain
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. — Larry McMurtry
In the opening to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Mary's in the supermarket, hurrying through the aisles. She pauses at the meat case, picks up… — Augusten Burroughs
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. — Woody Allen
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat… — Jonathan Safran Foer
The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I… — George Bernard Shaw
I expect you have seen someone put a a lighted match to a bit of newspaper which is propped up in a grate against an… — C.S. Lewis
Iâ€™d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman Iâ€™d even known, for three days under a phony name,… — Denis Johnson
I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have… — Paul Newman
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to… — Charles Bukowski
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I get tired of hearing it's a crummy world and that people are no damned good. What kind of talk is that? I know a… — Robert Fulghum
I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time… — Carrie Vaughn
Well, what did you have for lunch?â€ I snapped. â€œSurely thatâ€™s not top secret superhero information.â€ â€œSteak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,â€ Striker… — Jennifer Estep
If Iâ€™m not back in a few hoursâ€¦well, I donâ€™t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. Iâ€™m thinking… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third… — David Mamet
The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways. Six o'clock. The burnt-out ends of smoky days. And now a gusty shower wraps… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I… — Shel Silverstein
Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and meals: You could… — J R Ward
He made a small sigh, as he swallowed the first blood, then his mouth closed over my earlobe, mouth working at the wound, tongue coaxing… — Laurell K. Hamilton

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