Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 460 authors

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap. — Ira Glass
Many young web designers view their craft the way I used to view pop culture. It's cool or it's crap. They mistake Style for Design,… — Jeffrey Zeldman
My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. — Dennis Wilson
Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first — S.A. Bodeen
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen
I have a deep-seated distrust and even contempt for people who are driven by ambition to conquer the world â€¦ those who cannot control themselves… — Saul Leiter
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap — Aaron Allston
The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic. — Charlie Watts
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted… — Zach Braff
Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come… — Zach Braff
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on… — Zach Braff
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden… — Zach Braff
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need? — Zach Braff
And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough… — Spider Robinson
It bugs the crap out of me when somebody talks more than I do. — Dante Alighieri
Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in… — Bobby Hull
The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it. — Fred W. Friendly
The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in. — Guy Lafleur
There's so much crap talked about acting. — Ben Kingsley
In the '80's my gut feeling was that airlines were crap. I hated spending time on planes. I thought we could create the kind of… — Richard Branson

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