Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 460 authors

When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment! — Jillian Michaels
Prior to Roe , ... whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap shoot. For 30… — David Garrow
The point is that petty, frustrating crap like this is exactly where the work of choosing comes in. Because the traffic jams and crowded aisles… — David Foster Wallace
Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now. — Adam Rich
If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave. — Unknown Author
Just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you need to - restraint is something I admire. At the end of the day, it… — David Droga
So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality. — Maggie Stiefvater
Oh, she's my bodyguard. I mean, I'm a married man, and the last thing you need in that situation is to be considered a sexy… — Patrick Dempsey
Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap — David Baldacci
I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of… — Robert Crandall
In my 20s, I railed against anything 'spiritual', I thought it was all crap, — Alice Sebold
I try to be nice, I try to respect other people, but over the years I've learned that all this stuff we do is a… — Tom Ford
You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there'sÂ alwaysÂ a silver lining. — Vince Neil
The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don't care if anyone reads it. A… — Harlan Coben
You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history — Iain Banks
I don't have emotions about a lot of things. I rarely get angry, I rarely cry. I guess I do get excited a lot, but… — Leonardo DiCaprio
There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session.… — Mindy Kaling
I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag… — Kevin Costner
I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and… — Barbra Streisand
... I'd have to say that "Mr. Crowley" in my most memorable solo... I had spent hours trying to figure out a solo for the… — Unknown Author

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