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- You say that I'm a jerk and that's why I have no friends and all that crap. Explain to me why I have more friends…
- We are told not to speak with our mouths full, and so many peoples' mouths are full of crap and yet, they continue to speak...
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- There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black
- I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's… — Lewis Black
- Climate change is crap. — Tony Abbott
- I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer… — Jo Brand
- I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and therefore it… — Geraldine Brooks
- Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety… — David Byrne