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Crap Quotes by Pacifiersucker
- Friends are like butt cheeks. Sometimes crap separates them, but after a while they always come back together.
- Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE...
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- There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black
- You are told from the moment you enter school that time is constant. It never changes. It is one of those set… — S.C. Stephens
- Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at… — Brian Clough
- When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all. — Paul Simon
- I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what… — Barbara Kruger
- They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble… — Matthew McConaughey