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Hey Quotes by Jay Leno
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for…
- America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex,…
- For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now…
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