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Held Quotes by Jay Leno
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,…
- According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in…
- Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no…
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- Since long I've held silence a remedy for harm. — Aeschylus
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- It is far more than the discovery of life without a self. The immediate, inevitable result is an emergence into a new… — Bernadette Roberts
- He leaned closer, their faces drawing near, and he could feel the heat of her breath mingling with his. He closed his… — Nicholas Sparks
- He reached across and fingered the pendant; I felt it move against my skin. "Willow, look," He said. "We haven't talked much… — L.A. Weatherly
- If I should say anything that is not in conformity with what is held by the Holy Roman Catholic Church, it will… — Teresa of Avila